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♥ In love ~ 04/23/09
♥ Momma bear
♥ Full time college student
♥ Love to dance
♥ I have a little obsession with potatoes :P


if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

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— 1 month ago with 152249 notes

#talking shit  #talk shit  #ass 
"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
Paulo Coelho (via munstersandghosts)

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— 2 months ago with 150084 notes

#repeated  #mistakes  #mistake  #decision 
"Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we’re with. Maybe we just pick the people we need… however it works, when you find each other, you should never let go."

Modern Family

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— 2 months ago with 28 notes

#modern family  #quote  #we are the way we are  #find each other  #never let go 
ursulastrausss asked: hi, do you have a sec... could you actually explain the penguin joke to me? I feel like I'm really missing out here...



You’re not supposed to get it! They never mention enough of the joke for the viewers to ever get it. That’s the beauty of it, it’s an orphaned punchline used to cut to the reactions of the characters and grab the viewers attention. There’s more about the writers technique here!

Now the interwebs claims the actual joke goes as such: So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar. They sit next to a drunk guy and an unconscious bargoer. A drunk man asks the penguin what hes drinking. The penguin doesnt answer, he’s a penguin he can’t talk of coarse. The farmer watches finding the humor in the situation. Again the drunk man asks him, ” Whatchu drinkin?” The penguin still doesn’t reply. Confused the drunkin man asks, “What are you sir? A man? An alien? Ahh I know what you are.. You’re round and purple…You’re an eggplant huh? So whatchu drinking eggplant? With still no reply the drunkin man furiously screams, “WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING YOU ******* EGGPLANT?” The whole room stops and looks at the wild man and the penguin, when the unconscious drunk finally wakes up and says “Dude, he’s not an eggplant. He’s retarded!

— 2 months ago with 141 notes

#oitnb  #Orange is the new black  #joke  #eggplant joke  #penguin 


Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

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— 2 months ago with 251521 notes

#lolz  #so true  #never have I ever  #game  #sex  #orgy 



aaaand now I’m crying.

This one. This is the one that did me in.

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— 2 months ago with 255616 notes

#rip  #Robin Williams  #genie  #Aladdin  #you're free  #rest in piece